Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
Just filled the brita up in the bathtub because we couldn't get it into the sink.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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