5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
i just google imaged poop.
operation have a gay friend backfired
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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