Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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