How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
I'm having to shit out rocks
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