What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
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