Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
There is a french fry attached to my steering wheel and a note that says "eat me yum yum" can you explain this?
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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