so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
the worst part about living alone is not having other peoples snacks to mooch off of when you havent gone grocery shopping in three weeks. i'm so pms-y i'm about to eat a soy sauce packet
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
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