I told my girl, that I use to jerk off to Star Trek. All she says is, "Oh my gawd, you're such a trekie!". If I was her, I'd be weirded out more than me being a Trek Fan.
Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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