She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
he called AT&T to make sure that he had insurance before he threw his cell phone into the fountain.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
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