I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
URGENT INPUT I'm at a renesance fair after party and I'm 100% lined up to fuck their sword swallower OR their contortionist. Dont say both - which direction doth I roll?
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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