Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
I am available for nakedness
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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