no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
She has the best kind of daddy issues
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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