Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
And then before we had sex he was quoting space jam to me
I just woke up drenched in beer, in a puddle of beer, and cuddling a bottle of tequila
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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