I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
got a blowjob in the bar bathroom, got arrested for public intoxication, and found a big bag of weed on the ground on my walk home from the station. my friday night could have been a movie
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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