can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
he keeps calling me but I'm too scared to answer... Not sure what he's gonna yell at me for: barging into his room while he was with another girl, filling her shoes with dog food and water, or hiding his keys in the garbage disposal.....
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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