Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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