Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I was stopped at a light on my way home and a priest threw holy water on my car. Seems fitting after last night.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
Waking up naked and dehydrated has become a regular occupancy for me.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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