I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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