Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
he was terrible at kissing, so i just kept letting him motorboat me. he seemed very pleased with my choice
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Somehow my family started talking about sex toys at breakfast.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
My boss spotted an injured PIGEON outside the front door this morning (at 3:30am) and requested that I catch it and take it to the vet. Catch it with what! Take it where!These requests have gone too far...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
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