your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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