Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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