...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
There is a reason Crest White Strips don't list masturbation as one of the myriad of activities to do while whitening your teeth. A very good reason.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
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