It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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