i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
I had to warn the neighbors
Warn them about what?! It's noon
"Pay no attention to me if at random points of the day I'm outside with kitty cat ears on" I'm a mess...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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