By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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