She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
Someone want to explain the bottle of ranch I found in my pants
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
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