Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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