They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
Because I was drunk or stoned for 4 days. I either made terrible decisions or none at all.
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Randomize
