Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
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