He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
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