do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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