college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
