He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Turns out I sent a dick pic to my sister's ex. Grindr is the devil's eharmony.
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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