ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
I'm not leaving bed today. And i guess my drunken ass last night hit my roommate in the face with a tiki torch then proceeded to cry while carrying around a picture of he who must not being name. I'm a piece of work.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
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