im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I'm so hungover that I just wrote up my will because I'm afraid I'm gonna die. I'm leaving you my bong.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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