How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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