Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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