In the future we'll all be gay
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
We are two peas in an std pod
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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