"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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