On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
he couldn't get a boner so he asked me to sing you shook me all night long to his penis. I think it was weirder that it actually worked
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
You stole my car to go to your boyfriends. Now your parents are fucking in the next room at top volume, and I have no way to escape..thought you should know that the amount of therapy I'll be needing for this is expensive.
You're the best friend ever.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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