Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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