his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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