just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
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