The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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