I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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