yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
Randomize
