I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I just want you to know that I hid the weed. Once you find another job, I'll tell you where it is. Happy Hunting, bro.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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