just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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