There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I bet he comes in French.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
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