after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
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