Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
