My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
Positive reviews on angieslist?
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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