My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
I'm always down for nudity.
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