I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
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