New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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