My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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