we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
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