i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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